Not bad if I may say so...
thoughts on attendants, etc.
Carla
and Leti zipped along on the freeway, Leti giving off a more professional vibe
than her job, owing to the BlackBerry she clicked away on. Carla wished the
attendant would keep her eyes on the road even as she also reasoned that she couldn’t
be unlucky enough to get in horrible accidents twice in a lifetime. She knew that was a rationalization, most likely,
but in her experience the people who talked the most to her about “facing reality”
tended to mean “Go and live somewhere where someone can watch you dribbling
tapioca into a cup,” and she had no intention of ever doing that. Still, a few
more miles into what seemed like an endless journey, she was brought up short by all that it seemed she didn’t know about
her new employee. She confessed her anxiety to know the final
verdict on the guest blog and Leti
snorted“ You don’t need that cabrona’s blog, you know? I read your old
one. We could resurrect it. It was
pretty good. Or maybe you could just write, like ‘ Screw you…you have no idea how
you’d make shit work if you had to trade places with me, so kiss my fine,
white, crippled ass if you don’t like the decisions I’ve had to make… you know?
My cousin had to do that, but the wheelchair really changed his place within
the gang, so…might not be the same for you.”
Carla reddened. “I think it’s more the
same than it is different, but I don’t think I could write that literally. Thanks for the tip, though.”
Leti made a shrugging gesture. “Hey, the advice is worth what you paid for
it.”
The writer asked “Do you really think I
have a fine, white… well, you know?”
“I don’t remember you writing about
your ‘you know’ in that thong, but, okay, since we’re going there, might as
well take, well, most of the trip… I’ll end the suspense right here, should there
be any, although for ladies in your tax bracket, my shoes tend to answer a lot
of questions.”
“My former tax bracket,” Carla corrected,
feeling rattled.
“My point being, I’ve seen
more than my share of what your mother might call ‘lady parts’ and yours stack up
against the best