_unintentional election humor:
BOHEMIAN CRIP(TO VOTER)
Have you got your ballot yet?
VOTER
I'll drop it by tomorrow.
BOHEMIAN CRIP
Cool! Don't forget!
VOTER(as if explaining something very obvious)
I'm a social worker.
Ha, ha...thanks for the laugh,Ms. voter. The unexpected ones are always the best.
-The mix of knowledge and innocence from the kids on "Shameless" kills me every time.
-wish me luck as I try the tangerine marmalade I bought on etsy, trying to pretend that I still experience new things. Trying not to deny myself small things during this time makes me realize how much time I spend saying no.
UPDATE
I came up with "Some titfolk are shitfolk," but maybe that's not inclusive...show me what you got in the comments.