Got A Real Reporter's Dream Last Night...

 Not sure which ink-stained wretch that I am likeChris and Bernard with but one thing did feel familiar in the dream: that sense of "Why are you being so difficult about answering such a simple question?", only because I've been Features Girl pretty much always("real reporter" was a bit dismissing of self, though in the dream I was asking about something nobody'd really send me out for) the simple questions are a bit more basic.  Like "No, I can't just use your nickname and not your real name." or "Why are you being so weird about your age?"