Friday, June 17, 2022

When Crip Lo-Jack finally comes home...

 of course, officially they call itElectronic Visit Verification because even Republicans might look bad at home adding in a system called "Poor People Lie" but we are all out of carve-outs and whatnot, even though there are more exciting ways to make money with a crippled lady's photograph, sources say.(Actual Mom won't let me investigate.)

(I'm reminded of a quote from Elmore Leonard that"If crime stops being fun, you need to get you a job". If this has been a scam, avoiding the virus has made this the least-fun  scam since Spiro Agnew stopped taking those little white envelopes, which at least he got money and influence for, even if it lacked a certain caper-ific flair. We, just maybe, won't get completely roughed up economically if we play this  *perfectly*...what a country, right?

And you can always tell a *really* great idea from the fact that nobody wants to admit its theirs and when you call or e-mail about it, as I've done over the last...maybe two years, and I'm pretty good at both those things. The first thing everyone says is an official version of "Not it,"

That feeling when you need a break, and you get more monitoring..

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