Thursday, March 26, 2020

"I Don't Have Cerebral Palsy...I'm Drunk"

Dusting off Geri Jewell's old bit because, for the first time in a long time, a volunteer  i was trying to whip said I should "lay off the sauce".(Not sure I mumble that much, but after a long day's work, especially with the idea most people give a stranger on the phone about 30 seconds...at least until sheltering in place makes us all desperate for attention) I'm sure I could make "Enry 'Iggins guzzle from the pet dish--not gonna lie.
Still, wouldn't a drunk dial be nuttier? Either sexier, or ragier, or less concerned about people's voting habits?Even just thinking of Rachel Green's "I am over you."

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